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    Chicken Dinner Baby! Winner, winner!!!

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    About Us...

    Who are these shadowy figures you ask?

    Tim and Dave formed an instant brotherly bond at Ohio U. in Athens, OH circa 1986.  This bond was established, spread and continues to grow, solidified by the desire for all to pursue happiness and genuinely smile.  When I say Chicken, you say Dinner...Chicken...

    Brand creation...

    Dinner...


    Fast forward to 1992-ish...the Foggy Melon brand was born while the two scampered around the sandy beaches of the Florida panhandle. 


    While "content" for the brand was developed at a feverish pace over the course of the next 29 years or so, it only recently became clear to these two that they ought to get their act together and do something about it.

    Smiles everyone, smiles...music...

    The Foggy Melon brand represents life experiences valued over time.  Sometimes your memory of an experience is a bit foggier than mine; sometimes my memory of an experience is a bit foggier than yours.  None the less, the memory makes us both genuinely smile.

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    Foggy Melon: Brand Ambassador of the Month

    About Our Monthly Foggy Melon of the month...

    No one inspires the FM product team quite like Shook Dog...


    As the FM team contemplates its next move, Shooker applies the CDB Crossbones sticker to the back of his head, hoping it will provide clarity for his cocktail selection...likely a draft beer from one of the taps in the distance...


    Thus, the Decision Cocktail was born!


    Love you bro!


    We are always on the lookout for Brand Ambassadors.  Share your Foggy Melon story with us. 

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